linking up with the ever so funny Whitney today for:
i've been doing this whole blog gig thing for a few years so i'm sure you know more than enough facts about me. saturday night i was out and one of the girls said, i'll admit it, i pee in the shower. and i was like - me too! she's like i know, i read your blog. i didn't know if i should be proud, ashamed, embarrassed. ha. oh well - like i said, i've never had athletes foot. so it must be working.
fair warning - these are all over the place. so let's get to the facts:
fact: i get bloody noses ALL the time. weekly, i swear. in the shower. in the car. shit, i just had one at work this morning. i mean yes, i pick my nose. we all do. but i don't get them because of that. nor because of anything else.... i just get them.
when i was younger my parents had to take me to the ER because i had a bloody nose for 2 HOURS!
fact: i have a severe case of the chicken dance. my ever so funny "friends" remind me of this anytime we are out on the town. bitches. i'm white - i can't dance. sorry.
fact: i birthed my children in 15 minutes. wham bam. child bearing hips right here!
i hear stories of women pushing or being in labor for two hours. whew - no.thank.you.
fact: i didn't have a name for a few days when i was born. my parents were set that i was going to be a boy. a boy named DEXTER! PTL i was a girl. even if i never get called Cassie. and to make it even harder, it's JUST Cassie. not Cassandra. so i always get, is that Cathy with a C or a K. no it's Cassie. C.A.S.S.I.E. i've come close to changing my name MANY times. i think i'm going to stick to something easy. like Mary. i look like right a Mary, right? you can't mess up Mary.
fact: i can't handle clutter. i get rid of stuff, sell it, throw it away ALL the time!
fact: i have three great aunts who are nuns. did you know back then it was considered a really great and awesome thing if you had a child who was a nun. to let alone have THREE! and they went in, or whatever you call it, when they were young. like 15. however let's see, wine daily, free meals, we sing and dance daily, i don't have to go to church until 11 on sundays. this nun stuff kinda sounds pretty legit.....
fact: i'm a lyric junkie. i look up the lyrics to songs ALL the time.
maybe that will help me some day when i decide to try out for American Idol.....